piss battle

a p-ss battle can be one of several types of p-ss oriented compet-tion.

1. the contestants simply see who p-sses farther…or p-sses more. aka a p-ssing contest.

2. the two contenders attach their urinary tracts via some form of tube with the use of a waterproofing substance and a glue of some sort. the two people proceed to drink a defined amount of a liquid (say one gallon per person or something of the sort)…then the waiting begins.

the two people then begin to p-ss. as the urge to urinate increases an epic p-ss battle begins to ensue. the golden liquid will then be pushed between the two people until eventually one of the combatant’s bladders bursts. (more liquid may be ingested by combatants if a stalemate ensues or if not enough liquid is present for a bladder bursting…or surrender.)

history: p-ss battles have been an effective way of testing the manhood of males for centuries. since the prowess in battle is directly linked to the genitals of the combatant, the winner is said to be more s-xually potent then the loser.
p-ss battles rarely end with death as it takes a surprising amount of pressure to burst the bladder. the ones that do end in death are particularly heinous. the victim will endure crippling pain and if untreated immediately setpic shock.

p-ss battles are known to cause cancer in the state of california.