piss biscuit


someone that hang’s around like a urinal cake, constantly b-tching/complaining about the same thing day after day soon everybody start’s to get p-ssed off just hearing his or her ramblings
..stop being a p-ss biscuit and get this done.
..can’t you find something else to b-tch about ya, p-ss biscuit?
..there he goes again ole’ p-ss biscuit is on his “soap box” again
that biscuity m-ss left over after an extremely painful p-ss.

like a kidney stone, but spreadable.
d-mn man i’d better see the urinologist, i left a huge p-ss biscuit last night.
to be used when

1.an unfortunate incident occurs.

2.after injuring oneself

3.before having a rant at a total -ssmunch
1.jeff: i crashed my car last night -grrs-
joe: p-ss biscuits dude! that sucks.

2.(after hammring a nail through your thumb)jeff:p-ss biscuits that f-cking hurts (crying face)

3. miles: ur mum
jeff: -sighs- p-ss biscuits miles you are a total d-ckfaced moron. ‘ur mum’ got old about 10 years ago so shut ur f-cking face. you. suck. -ss. bigtime
deodorant cake hung on rim of toilet bowl.
it’s about time to replace the p-ss biscuit.
a minor expression of disgust or dismay.
i can’t find my gl-sses, p-ssbiscuits!
a baked good such as a biscuit, cake, brownie, etc in which urine is used instead of water. typically done as a practical joke.
i gave nathan a p-ssbiscuit; and he actually ate it!!
an alternative name for a urinal cake
i just left the bathroom and d-ck-sniped a pubic hair off of a p-ss biscuit..

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