piss-shooting crap-wrangler
a man who performs -n-l intercourse on another man while having to urinate badly. then instead of -j-c-l-t-ng , they just shoot p-ss.
last night i was with another one of those p-ss-shooting cr-p-wranglers…. now i have to go to the eye doctor
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