pissant

little no-life weasely loser who amounts to nothing.
shut the f-ck up and step aside you little p-ssant
an insolent or insignificant person; a peon; a n-body.
get out of my way, you little p-ss ant.
a person who existentially resembles a speck of dry sh-t hanging from an -ss hair of a gorilla. esp. when said person realizes this fact and sharply hones it’s “skill” (i.e. propensity) in the execution of self-serving, smarmy, meaningless, petty vendettas for short term gain, which all results in a net tally of gains which equals to zero. not even gaining an ego boost, when you consider that their devolved impersonation of an ego is not of enough value to apply. their biggest -sset, if not their only one, tends to be their “skill” (i.e. propensity) to cheat. they are metaphorically refered to as ants due to their common abundance, and refered to as being urinated on (“p-ss-“) due to their general insignificance and lack of impact.
“hmm, seems some lamer lamed some abandoned game server with some ancient cheat programs”
“eh. what do you expect from these script-kiddie p-ssants?”

“some p-ssant flooded the forum”
“did you say something?”
“huh? oh anyways, what was i talking about?
“about the size of movie theatres”
“oh right, the position of …”
1. an insignificant or mediocre person.

2. a tiny black ant, sometimes called a ‘sugar ant.’ it is called this because this type of ant is a favorite target in urinals.
monty python wrote the philosopher’s song in which they declared that ‘immanuel kant was an old p-ssant.’ i agree.
little person with big att-tude
nick is a little p-ss ant.
a p-ssant is described by kurt vonnegut in his novel, cat’s cradle, as follows:
“a p-ssant is somebody who thinks he’s so d-mn smart, he can never keep his mouth shut. no matter what anybody says, he’s got to argue with it. you say why you like something, and, by g-d, he’ll tell you why you’re wrong to like it. a p-ssant does his best to make you feel like a b–b all the time. no matter what you say, he knows better.”
that f-cking p-ssant won’t shut the f-ck up!
the burning, tingling sensation one feels in the p-n-s while urinating after -j-c-l-t–n.
“g-d i had the worst p-ss ants after i jacked off tonight.”

“dude, after s-x with sarah i had some bad p-ss ants.”

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