pisser


the way to smoke weed in london, ontario. made from a plastic bottle and ratchet piece melted into cap at top, you fill up a milk jug or xl cup with water and burn a pinky sized hole at the bottom corner of the bottle and insert that inside the water with the cap off. now you are ready to pack your kush in the p-sser cap you made with a metal ratchet piece and screw it firmly on the submerged bottle. all thats left is lighting your bowl and slowly lift up the bottle from the water to get that smoke in, unscrew the cap just after the last bit of water comes out the hole and put your mouth on it sucking smoke out while slowly pushing the bottle back in the water with your mouth and hand getting all the remaining smoke in the p-sser. duh london way
yo lets go smoke that p-sser outside!
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some where to go for a p-ss at the pub
where the f-cks the p-sser?
a word used in mock earnest to indicate grave misfortune.
i read in the boston globe that senator kennedy has a prostate the size of a grapefruit…now ain’t that a p-sser!
1. a word mainly -ssociated with the boston area that means “wicked awesome”.
yaw new hair is wickit p-ssuh.
a person so funny, they make you p-ss your pants.
george carlin is the biggest p-sser.
a vulgar term referring to a restroom. similar meaning to sh-tter, though p-sser generally isn’t refering to “a toilet”, but to a “restroom, with the purpose of using a toilet”. basically, you can say “on the sh-tter” but you shouldn’t say “on the p-sser”, and you say “in the p-sser”, not “in the sh-tter”, which would refer to inside the toilet.

when someone is “in the p-sser”, they are taking a p-ss.
where’s patty?
she’s in the p-sser, she’ll be out in a sec.
a variation of the gravity bong, with a small hole near the bottom of a 2 liter. the dank is placed in a bowl on top of the 2 liter and is lit while the hole is uncovered and and the water is let out. a very efficient way of getting extremely stoned in one hit.
i hit the p-sser with kdizz the other day and got soooo stoned off just one hit! we were baked for at least 6 hours…
the place you go p-ss it up
“im going to the p-sser”
“frog p-ss”

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