Pissurbate
when s/o m-st-rb-t-s while peeing.
it could be done to please someone’s eyes, or for the sole purpose that the feeling is awesome. it is simplier to do for women, and they usually find it awesome if not too disgusted to try.
once i caught my girlfriend p-ssurbating in my bathroom and i almost j-zzed my pants.
once a girl told me: “i like to m-st-rb-t- when i’m home alone, but, if i have a full bladder, i’d rather p-ssurbate, it’s much more fun!”
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