Pity Porn
any theatric or cinematic style intended to overwhelm the viewer with a sense of pity or sympathy. an over-the-top version of pulling at one’s heart strings. a tear-jerker on steroids … quite possibly done in a very formulaic style.
my girlfriend loves that show “intervention”. she is so addicted to pity p-rn.
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