playing the bum-cello
when a cat is cleaning its -ss with one back leg high in the air and the movement back and fore makes it look like a front paw is bowing a stringed instrument; that is playing the b-m-cello.
jesus christ puss, don’t go playing the b-m-cello on my pillow!
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