plum
a plum is also a person who is a symbol of peace. there are the bloods, who are red, and the crips, who are blue, and then there are the plums, who are purple (a combination of the two, if you will).
plums are also ultra fly people who spend their time being stared at for their pure beauty and awesomeness. they rarely say stupid things and are farther away from the previous (idiotic) definition of “a short fat kid” than the earth is from the sun.
blood: i’ma kill you!!
crip: no, i’ma kill you!
plum: come on guys…
person 1: you know, i thought i was cool, but that was before i met a plum.
person 2: d-mn! you are so lucky…i wish i was a plum.
a person who does a stupid action or says somthing stupid
sam wilson aka sitting duck
the 2 round b-lls that sit inside a mans wrinkly sack. also known as a b-llb-g
i’d love to get my gums around your plums!
plum:
a word used to emphasize or draw attention to the following word, especially in a positive setting, although it can be used in a variety of settings.
person 1: i got the job!
person 2: thats plum awesome!
or alternatively
person 1: she dumped me on by birthday dude…
person 2: thats plum lame
n. b-lls. globes. happy sacks.
“if you’ve finished polishing the captain, you could have a suck on my plums”
a black woman’s v-g-n-.
tamika’s nice and all. but i prefer peached to plums.
somethng which is realy good, or exactly right.
matt hits a 6 in back yard cricket, he points to the air, running the length of the pitch yelling “thats plum!!!”
“mate, see that chick over there? shes plum.”
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