Plywood Palace
the plywood palace is normally known as the video arcade in your adult bookstore, that dark hallway that contains private booths for viewing movies, oftentimes with glory holes installed, for quite obvious reasons. make sure to purchase viewing tokens at the cashier before entering, or youll be chased out for loitering.
sergeant carter spent all night at the bar, trying his luck to get laid. after the two oclock hour with no luck, and a hundred dollars later, he proceeds to the plywood palace, having his load released within minutes, before returning to base.
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