Polar Whore-Tax
this is an additional fee/tax that a prost-tute charges when the requested s-xual act is performed outside & the weather is extremely cold.
the hooker told him she charged an additional ‘polar wh-r–tax’ when he requested her to give him a bl-wj-b in the snow.
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