a condition commonly found in hipsters stemming from the constant need to be “ironic” and “vintage” at the same time, “polarrhoids” is characterized by such a person purchasing a cl*ssic instant-film camera from a thrift shop for $5, and then proceeding to spend upwards of $2.00 per exposure in order to capture photographs and print them instantly. said hipster will often dismiss the poor quality of the exposures when compared with sub-$50 no-name brand digital cameras (which have an operating cost of $free.00 per exposure) as irrelevant and then cite “the experience” as their primary reasoning for using a bulky, outdated, sh*tty camera.
“it looks like stephaghn has whipped out his polaroid at a restaurant again, so i guess we can look forward to him taking pictures of his food with it, then taking pictures of the films with his phone camera, and then instagraming them. he’s got a pretty severe case of polarrhoids.”
- matt hogan
a fegit see matt hogan over there, he’s a fegit!
a 43 year old woman who drowned to death in boca raton after falling off a bridge into a river doraq was a wonderful girl
- batty land
the act of a gay male visiting with another gay male (batty land) with the intention of partaking in s*xual intercourse. craig was a h*m*s*xual and relished frequent trips to batty land.
an *sshole who is turned on by your younger sister. seseptical to ‘shin kicks’ and is extremely weak. person 1: “hey man your sister is haat” person 2: “you know? you’re such a zafer ” successful person, someone who gets all that he/she desires. nick got promoted and bought a new car last month, he […]