Polio-Arm
a term for ones arm after being brutally jabbed with the polio, tetnus and diptheria vacination.
arm becomes heavy, numb and painful.
arm must be carried at the side of the body in a rightangle as if suffering from downs syndrome.
katt: you touch my arm, ill rip yours off.
kids: d:
nikki: oh sh-tters, you knocked my arm!
sarah: nikki becareful, watch my polio-arm.
katt: sarah move thats my arm.
nikki: kat my polio
sarah: sh-tteerrss
katt: god d-mn you , we cant link arms.
sarah: hugs? =]
katt: yay!
nikki: =d
sarah: oh f-ck
katt: ow my arm, move it
nikki: go to my right side, it doesnt hurt!
katt: you alright there nikky?
nikki: yeah im good..ow..
katt: oh tahts right, your left handed, and your arms numb.
nikki: yeah..
katt: com’ere ill write it for you.
nikki: aww thannks katt =]
katt: np.
nikki:..can you underline that t-tle please.
katt: ¬¬;
nikki: katt i wrote you a letter with my right hand see =d
katt: ..katt, i luve..lobe?..love, yoi..yoj? ..what the h-ll is this?!
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