drunkfap
(verb) pleasuring oneself vigorously in a completely intoxicated state, up to and including -j-c-l-t-ng onto oneself’s face
(guy 1) dude, did you see kevin! he struck out with that whale at the bar.
(guy 2) f-cking guy is sh-ttered.
(guy 3) he probably went home to drunkfap before crying himself to sleep.
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