when your friend asks about your questionable decisions/s*xual escapades/conquests from the previous day/night.
“hey (insert name here), did (insert other name here) polish the wood last night?”
“greetings. i am not entirely sure what you mean. but let me *ssume you are talking about how i got my brains f*cked out of my skull several times over from 3pm sunday until 3pm monday.”
- miffed it
you f*cked up, typically causing damage of property. generally resulting in ridicule from close friends. my sister totaled her car, she miffed it.
- pulling a bryan.
when you’re hitting it from the back and you pull out to far and slide right in her *ss hole. i was f*cking hannah last night and ended up pulling a bryan.
scared beyond the comprehension of your surroundings the man was behowled, lost in the dark forest.
(adjective) an intentionally false or unintentionally distorted interpretation of an event when recounted by an *sshole. often used vindictively or, or selectively target blame after something has gone wrong. as if the argument with kevin after the staff meeting wasn’t fun enough, his d*ckt*tious account of of it up the chain of command scored me […]