(adjective) an intentionally false or unintentionally distorted interpretation of an event when recounted by an -sshole. often used vindictively or, or selectively target blame after something has gone wrong.
as if the argument with kevin after the staff meeting wasn’t fun enough, his d-ckt-tious account of of it up the chain of command scored me 45 minutes with cheryl from hr, getting the whole professional behavior and careful communications lecture.

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