the act of falling in love in one day and obsessing over your newfound crush, annoying all your friends. this action is named after marius pontmercy, who fell in love with cosette after seeing her in the street one time. oh marius, what are we going to do with you?
“most disney princesses spend their night at the ball pontmercying after some prince they just met”
fearing: -b-tter -b-tters-xual -b-ttering -b-tterness man, he’s b-tterphobic stupid b-tterphobes, ruining society
like baller but with an sh standing for shut yo mouth young blood i’m so much better than you and you stupid slang shut up boy i’m a shballer
a dated british expression indicating that something is good. spitfire pilot one: “that was hairy, managed to shoot down a couple of huns in 109’s though” spitfire pilot two: “whizzo! bl–dy 109ers got tommy last week”
- dirty dand
when you get completely f-cked, or disrespected. an act of extreme disrespect. “yo did you hear about my man jose? his parents straight dirty dan’d him.” “oh sh-t, what happened?”