Poo Butter
poo b-tter is one of the ultimate paybacks to your mortal enemy, or failing that, a superbly disgusting prank that will make you the most outcast, hated human being on your friends’ lists.
simply sneak into your victims kitchen and take a tub of b-tter or margarine from the fridge. take the tub and place it in the microwave for 1 – 2 minutes to reduce the b-tter/marg into a liquid.
pour this liquid in to an empty receptacle, such as a bowl or gl-ss, and put it to the side.
now, take the empty b-tter/marg container and defecate into it. once this filthy task is complete, pour the liquid b-tter/marg on top of your defecation, replace the lid, then place the b-tter/marg back in to the fridge.
soon, the b-tter/marg will re-solidify, completely hiding the deathly secret you have laid withing. your hapless victim will start using the b-tter, until one day, as the level recedes, they start scr-ping a peculiar substance out of the tub that is definately not b-tter. cruel isn’t it?
poo b-tter is a suggested tactic for situations such as:
– domestic arguments
– fights with siblings
– hated co-workers
– nasty neighbours
1.a slimy p–p substance that is usually very runny, soggy or total liquid.
2.the substance r.kelly dumps on under-age girls
g-d, that poob-tter was so wet.
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