when your fart is so dense you can almost feel, smell, and taste it in the are. its like a light rain (mist) in a humid climate, however the weather is from your b-tt.
guy1: d-mnit, what is that? its like i walked into a stinky cloud!
guy2: haha, you just walked into poo mist.
- c*ke bonner
when you’re on gear and have managed to secure a woman – you try getting an erection but can’t get it up due to the c-ke in your system. the base is slightly hard but the rest of your p-n-s is flaccid. “i was so rushing last night i couldn’t get it up. i had […]
- p*ssy depression
when you have not had vigina in a while.that includes touching tasting and penetrating yea man my dude say he going through p-ssy depression
- c*nt fuz
the smallest unit of measurement larry i need you to shave a c-nt fuz off my neck
- house d*ck
house p-ssy’s mate. a house d-ck is a man that you can copulate with at any time you wish. it resides in the same house as you, and is usually referred to as “husband” or “signficant other”. house d-ck is the biggest blessing. i have to go home and ride that house d-ck. don’t want […]
- the shetland pony
s-x act where the man ties a woman to a pony ride. as she crawls around the circle on her hands and knees, the man slaps her in the face and the -ss with his d-ck. when ready, he blows his load on an apple and feeds it to her. bill: meredith, do you like […]