Pooasaurus Rex


a t- rex, oddly combined with a poo. it has the body of a t-rex, and the head of a poo.
a scientist was in the deep forests of the amazon, when he saw a poo and t-rex mating. the scientist came back a few months later, seeing a large egg in a nest. it was moving. the scientist walked over to it, and the top of the egg cracked open. a head of a child poped out. scientist was confused. “little girls dont come from eggs!” the scientist yelled. the small child came out of the egg with a dinosaur body! ” i will call this a pooasaurus rex!!!!” the scientist screamed.

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