Poon Badger
a desperate guy that continually pursues girls with excessively beat up v-g-n- in hope of getting some, then in return is denied by said devastated v-g-n-.
fred: “dude, you seen jon? he’s not answering his phone.”
jonathan: “i’m pretty sure that poon badger is somewhere in dallas going after that one chick. ya know, the one with that v-g-n- scarier than a f-ckin badger and/or mongoose?”
fred: “oh sh-t dude, really? d-mn that thing was like a wrecking ball man! he better watch out or he is gonna get the clap.”
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