Poop shower
when a person runs out of toilet paper in the bathroom and has to take a shower as a result
roommate 1: hey jc, we have any toilet paper left? or paper towels, anything?!?!
roommate 2: nope sry.
roommate 1: guess i have to take a p–p shower :-/
a p–p immediately followed by a shower. p–pshowers are preferable done completely naked for maximum freedom. this is sometimes termed the naked p–pshower though “naked” is often left off because it’s implied and thus p–pshower is synonomous with naked p–pshower.
usually a noun but can be used as a verb.
other variants include:
powerp–pshower -p–p combined with a power shower (1 beer consumed during the shower)
doublepowerp–pshower -1 beer before/ during p–ping followed by a power shower thus 2 beers are consumed total
open door p–pshower – leaving doors open during a p–pshower to ensure maximum freedom and usually to watch tv during the p–p.
the holy grail of p–pshowers is the ever elusive p–pshowerbeejnap. which as you can guess is a p–pshower followed directly by a bl-wj-b which inevitably leads to a nap. to truly achieve nirvana the nap must be solo.
“i am so stoked for this epic p–pshower i’m about to take”
“alright, i’m going to go to dinner, p–pshower, and do some homework”
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