when resting your elbows on your thighs for a long time while defecating, you get visible red sore marks above your knees.
i got p**p thighs from playing candy crush on the toilet too long.
- 4-way stop
the intersection of four hallways in an educational building. this usually gets jammed and crammed with useless idiots who do not know how to walk. avoid these at all costs! i’m sorry i’m late! i got stuck in the 4-way stop! a not-so-bright invention in which 4 vehicles must come to a stop because they’re […]
- proximity b*n*r
the arrival of a meat sword when in close proximity to others of like-minded interest or infatuation. all those nerds at comicon are sporting proximity b*n*rs dressed like theyre “to infinity and beyond” instead of getting a job.
pundernarkel is somone who can’t handle alcoholic beverages, they drink to the rank of a aboriginal elder and often urinate on friends couches, a pundernarkel will regularly fight with family and friends but due to the level of intoxication will generally end up knocked out . hey bro don’t invite that pundernarkel over i don’t […]
- queen nicki
the best female rapper out there. making fire mixtapes, and hanging out wit meek. she feels herself positively, and likes anacondas. she dated a dude named michael, he used to ride a motorcycle. his thing was bigger than a tower, but he wasn’t talking about eiffels. “daymmmmm queen nicki slayyyed last night feeling myselfffff”