pooriod
a miserable dose of the sh-ts, lasting several days, for which you wish you could bung your -rs- up to mop things up and stop you from making a mess.
example: sorry lads, i can’t come out for some beer as i’ve got a pooriod and wouldn’t be any fun to be with.
2 more definitions
when a chick takes a sh-t and gets her period at the same time
some chick had a pooriod in the bathroom.
the sh-t a girl has to take right before she gets her period
i have awful cramps and just took a pooriod…i must be getting my period.
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