pooted
to sh-t in your pants when you only meant to fart.
d-mn!! i need to go home and change my drawers!!
why?
i just pooted!
yeah, i can smell it from back here motherf-cker!!
a p–p-toot. usually occurs when someone is feeling g-ssy and bloated and tries to push a little fart out to relieve some pressure. the end result is a runny, light brown mess soaking up your underpants.
bob: i gotta go home quick.
jen: why’s that?
bob: i just pooted…
to sh-t. when you plan on farting but something goes wrong.
mom: what’s that smell?
lil’ james: i pooted.
mom: boy in your new pants?
lil’ james: -shrugs-
pooted (past tense) 1. the combination of p–ping and farting simultaneously . 2. a type of shart. 3. also known as p–ping and tooting (i.e farting) at the same time.
jeremy realized after farting, he had pooted. he then preceded to the bathroom to clean up his epic shart.
you may have seen this on a cartoon network commercial, its a term used to describe a fart that is loud and obnoxious, like the sound that the character is making on the commercial
guy1: hey guess what?
guy2: what now?!?
guy1: i pooted….
a more r-t-rded way of saying p–ped.
girl 1: i pooted on your lawn!
girl 2: i’m calling the cops!
verb: in counter-strike: to be killed by a long range headshot from the steyr tactical machine pistol (alias tmp: typically a short range machine gun). derived from the name “pooter” which the tmp is often called because of the “poot” noise it makes upon firing.
noun: alias taken by legendary scoutzknivez player pooted, co-founder of “team fat bat owns you”.
pooted pooted (misc. player name here) with the pooter!
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