Pork Salad
n. s-xual intercourse with a vegan.
my vegan boyfriend’s coming over tonight and he’s bringing the pork salad.
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when the male squirts at approximately 20-30mph. then the female gets all sorts of meats and shoves them in between her cheeks (not the face). then the meat and squirt combine to make the ultimate appetizer. the “pork salad”
girl(greg): “baby, im so hungry.”
boy: “would u like pork salad?”
girl(greg): “yah sure, but you’ll have to help me swallow all of it.”
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