Pork Scotch Pants
discusting tartan boxer shorts that smell like sh-t. the only reason anyone knows that he wears these is because he came out of the bathroom in the morning while i was witing for the toilet and he had nothing on besides these. he seemed very embar-ssed and ran as fast as the little man could. when i walked in i realised why he was embar-ssed and ran to his room. the toilet stank like the worst pile of sh-t ever created. i ran straight back out. i used a pint of air freshener and could still smell it at the bottom of the stairs.
me: you’ll never guess what i just saw.
dad: what?
me: lets call them pork scotch pants. he came out of the bathroom and ran to his room wearing tartan boxers. the bathroom stank!
disgusting tartan boxer shorts worn by boring old men and fat security guards. usually unwashed and covered with sh-t stains.
sweet jesus what’s that fat git wearing?
they’re pork scotch pants. vile aren’t they?
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