Porkshoe
taking a kielbasa sausage and folding it into a “horseshoe” shape. this is then administered as a s-x toy for double penetration.
i porkshoe my wife 3 times a day… and then we eat it after her cleaveland steamer on the kitchen counter with a touch of houdini to round out the aesthetics.
you’re a sick sick man… it’s a beautiful thing.
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