Porterhouse
s-xual act defined by the consumption of a large steak, preferably medium rare and usda prime, from a plate resting on the lower back of a female partner while in the doggy style position.
more advanced purveyors will usually include a side salad and the use of a utility belt to hold various condiments and a remote control.
when properly executed (pointed in the direction of a flat screen television during sportscenter) the male partic-p-nt may reach a peaceful state of being that is free from craving, anger and other afflicting states, otherwise known as nirvana.
willing female partic-p-tes are few and far between, so one must use the utmost skill, tact and timing to introduce the porterhouse into their s-xual routine.
it was my birthday and a playoff game so tessa let me throw down the porterhouse. she even ran the remote.
it’s like a donkey punch, except you hit to kill
hey, did you hear joseph is going to jail? he gave some b-tch a porterhouse and got caught.
a term used by hair stylist to describe the size of a gentleman’s package while hanging out at the pool in vegas.
“that’s quite a porterhouse that guy is packing over there.”
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