Portland Hopscotch
this delightful treat is bi-coastal… it involves being clubbed in the leg by a tri-nippled midget hooker after she discovers that you are paying for some ‘intimate time’ with canadian money. after said clubbing, you hop into the nearest cab all the while the short-legged beast is chasing you yelling gypsy curses.
ex: jeff’s leg will heal but the pictures of him doing the portland hopscotch are priceless.
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