when your p*b*s are so long his teeth are clean after sucking you off.
my teeth are so clean. i sucked off johnny and his portuguese floss did wonders
rain “is there going to be any precipitation today?” “…just call it rain you fkn nerd”
any activity that is done with the intention of surviving after an apocalyptic event. for example: m*ssive stockpiling of so-called “*ssault” weapons and ammunition, buying enough food that last for months or years, various medical supplies including drugs (which will be one of the most valued commodities in the event of societal breakdown), installing alternative […]
a portmanteau of “pretty” and “idiot”. when someone is good looking but dumb as f*ck. becky: look at tyler. d*mn he’s fiiiiine heather: he asked me how to spell “orange” last week. he’s an idiot. becky: but he’s so preeeeety heather: he’s a pretty idiot. a prettidiot, if you will. becky: i’d still sit on […]
- pretty rainbow shot
putting food coloring in the tip of a male p*n*s before he c*ms. i want to make a pretty rainbow shot?