Portuguese Water Board
a s-xual act where a willing partner lies on his or her back with a towel over their face. at this point, their partner will urinate on the towel whilst eating peri-peri chicken wings. yum yum!!
sally thought she had the measure of me in the bedroom until i hit her with the old portuguese water board!
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