pot hipster


pot hipster: that douche that’s always telling people sh-t like “you know, marijuana doesn’t cure everything, right?”
dude i had a pot hipster in my circle last night.

oh god what happened?

he started lecturing people about his all-knowing ways of why marijuana is just a plant and why we’re all idiots for loving it.

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