potato bone
nickname for a type of human that is found in fat lumps. he/she is usually annoying and irritating and can get on nerves like no other, also often clueless about some of the simplest things. he/she is usually loud and obnoxious but spazzes out whenever he/she is around certain people. but he/she usually ends up having a great personality and fun to be around once you get to know them. potato bones are blessed with intriguing eyes and a special few get the looks of a s-xy beast but others are stuck with looking eh… they often have scars, and they prefer to have them circled with a marker to make them feel important… even though it’s prob scratches from a paper cut. potato bones are a rare species and consider yourself the luckiest person if you ever get to hang out with one. they’re a once in a lifetime kinda thing. their full scientific name is : a fat lump of cow eating potato bones.
person 1: dude look, it’s a fat lump.
person 2: bro, i think it’s a potato bone.
person 1: dude lets circle his scars with a marker.
person 2: yaa-ss
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