hiney trumpet


what you would call someone or, more specifically, someone’s b-m when they have a loud, rumbling p-ssing of gas.
oh my god, did you just fart? i felt that hiney trumpet over here!

dude, seriously? you’re a d-mn hiney trumpet!

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