potato relativity theorem
in essence, we are all potatoes. no matter where you go, the distribution of potato level in people never changes. an above average potato will above average no matter where it goes and a below average potato will always be below average no matter where it goes.
josh: man, i feel like such a potato for making a b on that exam.
larry: dude, the next highest grade was a 53. what are you talking about?
josh: idk man sometimes i wonder if i would do better or worse at another school.
sam: nah man you’d do about the same. the potato relativity theorem says so.
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