pouch crouch
the female word for tea bagging. friends came up with it while playing halo reach with a girl, girls can’t teabag, so if a girl were to teabag, it would thus be called pouch crouching, aka the pouch crouch.
i’m playing halo reach with some friends, and a girl is on our team, and all of a sudden someone says “d-mn shes teabagging.” you correct them and say, “no, she’s pouch crouch.:
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