Pour the milk


to begin a mano-e-mano conversation, a tete-a-tete, usually concerning one’s recent experiences with the opposite s-x over a cup of white, chocolate, or strawberry milk.
jim: i heard you banged trixy last night, tell me about it dude.
frank: shh, not here man, we’ll pour the milk in a more private area.

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