to appreciate someone and or their efforts.
jimmy, “hey bro, hold the door for me.”
(steve holds the door open)
- matt damon syndrome
a recently discovered mental disorder with no known cure. patients have been shown to demonstrate unusual behaviors such has: 1. getting stuck in somewhere you shouldn’t get stuck in (like mars, a planet in another universe or n*z* territory) 2. make others risk their lives to save you 3. tricking others to risk their lives […]
stands for “close your f*ck*ng p*ssy”. used in a non sl*tty situation mostly. legs aren’t spread all the way open, just a little open and supposed to be used for humor only haley : *posts a cute beach bikini pic on instagram* grace: haley cyfp!!!
the technical name for when a woman starts her period without knowing and has to run at a toilet really fast. jenny, amanda and jenny’s boyfriend aaron are at the club. jenny:*runs to bathroom like she’s legit compet*tion for usain bolt* amanda: where’s jenny off to in such a hurry? aaron: sh*t, i think she’s […]
- sh*t risk
the likelihood that the receiving partner in *n*l s*x will defecate onto the penetrating partner. “i don’t know dude, she had taco bell, the sh*t risk is pretty high.”