to appreciate someone and or their efforts.
jimmy, “hey bro, hold the door for me.”
(steve holds the door open)
- matt damon syndrome
a recently discovered mental disorder with no known cure. patients have been shown to demonstrate unusual behaviors such has: 1. getting stuck in somewhere you shouldn’t get stuck in (like mars, a planet in another universe or n-z- territory) 2. make others risk their lives to save you 3. tricking others to risk their lives […]
stands for “close your f-ck-ng p-ssy”. used in a non sl-tty situation mostly. legs aren’t spread all the way open, just a little open and supposed to be used for humor only haley : -posts a cute beach bikini pic on instagram- grace: haley cyfp!!!
the technical name for when a woman starts her period without knowing and has to run at a toilet really fast. jenny, amanda and jenny’s boyfriend aaron are at the club. jenny:-runs to bathroom like she’s legit compet-tion for usain bolt- amanda: where’s jenny off to in such a hurry? aaron: sh-t, i think she’s […]
- sh*t risk
the likelihood that the receiving partner in -n-l s-x will defecate onto the penetrating partner. “i don’t know dude, she had taco bell, the sh-t risk is pretty high.”
- w*nk camel
when you go a long time without having a flog just like a camel would go without water. person 1: “i haven’t m-st-rb-t-d in ages.” person 2: “whoa dude, you’re such a w-nk camel.”