Pretenditarian
a person (usually on an internet forum) who claims to be a libertarian, but is actually just another republican j-ck-ff.
also describes someone who supports big government and repressive legislation when enacted by republicans, but cries bl–dy murder when the same measures are enacted by democrats.
see fibertarian
real libertarian: “how can you call yourself a libertarian when you support the current administration’s constant and repeated attempts to violate our privacy in the name of imaginary security?”
pretenditarian: “shut up, libtard!”
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