parking fail
when an attempt to park a car in a parking sp-ce fails and results in a parking job that is crooked or generally not aligned with the sp-ce.
used as a noun: i just saw a car parked really crooked. it was such a parking fail.
used as an exclamation after a particularly poor parking attempt: oh man, parking fail!
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