Proxymoron
proxymoron is a moron by proxy
proxy
1. the agency, function, or power of a person authorized to act as the deputy or subst-tute for another.
2. the person so nominate authorized; subst-tute; agent.
3. a written authorization empowering another person to vote or act for the signer, as at a meeting of stockholders.
4. an ally or confederate who can be relied upon to speak or act in one’s behalf.
moron
1. a person who is notably stupid or lacking in good judgment.
2. psychology. a person of borderline intelligence in a former cl-ssification of mental r-t-rdation, having an intelligence quotient of 50 to 69.
i nominate you as my proxymoron, so you can flash your b-m out of the window for me and pick up any fines or jail sentence.
-noun
1. a person not necessarily a moron but representing a moron through behavior, comments, or appearance.
2. a person not sired of a moronic gene pool but imitating said lineage.
i’m not a moron, i’m a proxy-moron
n. prox·y·mo·ron
refers to a stupid person; a dolt, on the internet. this person may not have any knowledge of how a computer works, even while having had one for years.
jon is such a proxymoron. he deleted system32 just because someone on a forum told him to.
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