pruneage
when something happens which is unbelieveably stupid or cool/funny.
pruneage occured yesterday when cleggy hit himself in the b-lls with a pool cue…
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a wrinkly, old, barren, often damp v-g-n-. used as a term of endearment for old friends. 1. you my friend, are a pruned v-g-n-. 2. did you feel jessica’s p-ssy last night, dood? yea, but it was a pruned v-g-n-, i mean, you just can’t brown bag that sh-t, so i decided to just cuddle. […]
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