pseudodendronecropaedophilia
noun – pretending to have s-x with dead underage trees. basically an imaginary form of dendronecropaedophilia, which is a form of necrophilia for those s-xually obsessed with young trees…
cannibalism is no longer a significant problem in the navy. we must now move to stamp out pseudodendronecropaedophilia…
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