Psycho girlfriend
a girl who obsessively messages her boyfriend every waking second. she will freak out if he tries to have a normal life that involves not being free to use his phone at any moment. normally the europe test is administered to test for a psychotic girlfriend.
bob: “dude, i heard that your girlfriend might be psycho..you ready to administer the europe test?”
joe: “man, f-ck the europe test, that girl freaked out within twelve hours. i dumped her last night..she was vacationing in colorado, and kept trying to say i was ‘choosing my friends over her’ i’m like ‘b-tch, you’re a thousand miles away, i’m going to the beach.'”
bob: “that’s good. you don’t want to get stuck with a psycho girlfriend.”
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