Pubic Mustache
when ones pubic hair resembles the form and color of a typical mustache.
in broader terms any kind of pubic hair.
1. “her pubic mustache was so hot i nearly came right there!”
2. “have you seen my new pubic stache? if i had a monocle and a cylinder hat my p-n-s would look like a gentleman!”
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