Pull a Denzel
to act or pretend, to be sick or in distress. in order to leave work or place of employment
i didn’t feel like staying at work so i pull a denzel
to wall in despair. to be at the end of your tether.
to want to vomit, cry and kill yourself at the same time.
“did you pull a denzel last night?”
“yeah, i was pretty wasted!”
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