the guy who’s always way too excited about everything.
danson: “hey ted, do you have any cardboard boxes?”
ted (captain f-ck yes): “f-ck yes!”
danson: “hey, do you want a mountain dew?”
ted (captain f-ck yes): “f-ck yes! extreme!!!”
danson: “have you seen ted? captain f-ck yes kicked down my door the other day, yelled, ‘extreme’ and ran away.”
a chicago-area superhero who is powerless save for his unflappable motivation to secure solace and mirth for those he knows.
d-mn man, this whole week sucked -ss. what’s the point in even going on? -sigh- …whoa, wait!! who’s that caped guy with the huge exclamation point on his chest?? he has burritos and smokie-treats…. it’s captain f-ck yes!!
vile dumping ground, in st.austell, cornwall. home to many of chavs. and most commonly known for charlie booker. charlie booker is the man of st.austell and carclaze in particular. carclaze is the nicest area in cornwall, however still looks like it had been bombed. however many citizens think this is down to charlie booker causing […]
- lunch laws
basically a set of laws that govern how lunch is to be selected in an office environment. while there are hundreds of nuances which can only be learned through experience, basically : 1. the highest ranking person selects where lunch is to be held. 2. everyone pays for their own food, except in the case […]
the art of blatantly stealing someones kill in call of duty. bro, you just carduned me. man i just got carduned.
the sweetest girl you will ever meet! even though she can have her moments, carinne is someone you always want to be around. guy1: dude you’re dating carinne?! she’s a total catch! guy2: thanks man ik. she is amazing a girl who can often be found having s-x in the backseat of a car dude, […]
- lunch lag
the sleepy feeling you get after a hefty lunch that large chip cob was a mistake. get me some caffeine before the lunch lag kicks in