a facade in which one acts incredibly nice and proper, like carlton from fresh prince, no matter how hood he is or appears. usually the only way a black guy can ever hope to avoid a traffic ticket. some dudes will pull a carlton to impress parents, employers, school faculty members, etc.
dude 1: so i pulled a california stop at this street sign thinking n*body was around, but then this small town cop made me pull over.
dude 2: d*mn, man. did you get a ticket?
dude 1: nah, i played it chill by pulling a carlton. just got a warning and he drove off.
dude 2: ha-ha, nice!
- reality lag
the feelings and emotion that linger after finishing a great story. getting over the loss of characters and universe and returning to reality. watching that movie about sp*ce flight gave me serious reality lag.
- relationship goddess
someone who is great at realationships. i need some advice on chandler. i’ll ask ashley, she is a relationship goddess.
a nerd… a goody two shoes. and idiot. mean. leech. p**py. “dude! dont be such a risliana!!!’
- rolling puddles
it is a term used in crystal methamphetamine-smoking circles. street names for crystal meth include ice, gl*ss, speed, etc. when you load the product into your oil burner to smoke it, you have to carefully introduce the gl*ss bowl to heat, like a lighter or butane torch, every time to want to hit it. once […]