this describes taking an urgent dump in the toilet.
after the chili special, i had to go pummel the porcelain!
a cute way to describe to another that you are feeling cold. babe i’m coldeez, warm me up *winky face*
when “haha,” “lol,” or “lmao” aren’t sufficient in expressing your laughter john: knock knock! ben: who’s there? john: your mom ben: oiuytrewqasdfghjkl;;;;;;;;;,,,,,,mnbvcxz
- alexandrian magnus
meaning “alexander the great” aka “the mans defender.” he is a person who is destined for greatness. all their fears will be conquered and they will succeed in all that they do. alexandrians have very charismatic personalities. leadership comes naturally and they are looked up to by their peers. alexandrian magnus has great leadership skills.
- kinky stephen hawking
when you f*ck another human that’s sitting down ian gave his brother a kinky stephen hawking